Terrible Dealership Coffee Mug

At some point, terrible dealership coffee stops being terrible.

It oddly turns into our favorite coffee.

Not because it’s good.

Because Elite Producers thrive on it.

It’s been our friend.

This is the coffee that’s been sitting since yesterday.

Cold.

Reheated.

Then reheated again.

Probably three times.

It comes from a machine no one remembers buying.

Or cleaning.

Ever.

We drink it proudly, from our terrible dealership coffee mug, sporting our Master fni lion on one side and Terrible Dealership Coffee on the other.

We pour the last of yesterday’s coffee into it.

We microwave it.

We pick it up.

We feel the weight.

We smell the awful double burn.

We sip.

And suddenly, we’re transported to a place where we feel comforted, supported, strong, and eager to win. 

- Ceramic 11oz mug

- Dishwasher and microwave safe

- Product safety tests conducted by independent third party laboratories.